Ok so what is Fred?
Fred is a direct decendant of Herman the German
So who is Herman?
Herman only needs to be loved once a day, however fed every 3 -5 days
Herman involved a lot of thinking and remembering as to which day it was and weather it was feeding or loving therefore Fred was born.
Fred is Herman's Yorkshire Cousin and therefore needs more attention and less ingredients as Yorkshire folk are well known to be less than generous materialistically, however make up for it with the love and care they apply.
Fred is a friendship dough which you can only get from a friend that is growing Fred
The Instructions are:
Receive Fred from a friend on Day 1
As soon as you get home transfer him into a big bowl, give him a good stir and cover him with a clean cloth and leave on your worktop to settle
Day 2 add:
1 cup Sugar
1 cup Plain Flour
1 cup Milk
Give it a really good stir and repeat: "Fred you are my Friend" everytime you stir
Cover again with the clean T-Towel and leave on your worktop to grow
Days 3 - 7, the rest of the week, give Fred a good stir whilst repeating "Fred you are my Friend"
You are ready to split Fred and send him onto your friends
Split Fred into 4, you can either give 3 away to your friends and keep 1 to make your friendship receipe or, do as I do give away 2 portions, use 1 of the kept ones to make your friendship receipe and repeat the process again and then split and give away to more of your friends.
Don't forget to give them the website address for the instructions
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